Monday, November 22, 2010

Pay-to-play piece from Crain's

So yeah, interesting. You know that little "rant" I went on this summer? Well, looks like those of us at Metro weren't the only ones riled up by the whole situation at the Wit.

Crain's has spent the past few months working on an investigative piece about Chicago beer distributors and their penchant for giving shit away for free (in so many words). They talked to us (specifically Tracy at Metropolitan), Two Brothers, Stone, and more.

It's not about whining. It's not about the survival of Metro (we're doing fine thanks to the beer drinkers of Chicagoland). It's about consumer awareness. It's about ethics. And it's about an even playing field. Let the product speak for itself.

The story: Pay-to-play infects Chicago beer market (complete with video)

P.S. They even mention the blog post I wrote calling for a boycott. I think that's pretty rad.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Still struggling...

... to secure this blog's identity. My everyday ramblings get posted to Tumblr, which is like my modern, censored LiveJournal (friends-only, hah). This was supposed to have more substance but it's looking like I don't have enough time to actually sit and write something longform. Okay, that's not entirely true. I could make time but I honestly don't always feel inspired to write about the topics that weigh on my mind.

So I guess if you're looking for Jess (or Anhalt) you can find her on Tumblr for the time being. And to make that extremely easy for you, here's the RSS feed.

Cheers,
Jess

Monday, August 16, 2010

Summertime drinkin'


OMG.
It's our first e-newsletter. Ever.
People have been signing up for this since at least Winter 2009.

I'm pretty proud of the design and I'm pretty proud of the content. Although two people marked it as "junk." I'm gonna assume they aren't true Metrovangelists. Poseurs.

Check it out for yourself: summertime drinkin'

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Metropolitan Brewing presents "A Summer Soaked in Beer"

Okay, not really. But there sure are a gazillion Metropolitan Brewing events between now and September. A beer-soaked summer, indeed. Sounds good to me!

July
  • Dry-hopped Flywheel! OMFG. I can't wait to try this. And then there's the classic Two Brothers' Hop Juice. The deliciousness-level of this cask-conditioned Flywheel is unknown. But Doug is pretty damn good at what he does so I'm not too worried. Plus isn't experimenting one of the great things about brewing beer!?
  • Pop Malt Brewing Explosion! Holy cow! Its an explosion in your mouth! I got a taste of this malt liquor (over 8% abv if I remember correctly?) and mmm, mmm, mmm. High five to head brewer Davin! We'll be on hand with some Dynamo. And all beer is paired with different popcorn. And there's a souvenir glass. Because its all about collecting tasting glasses right? (Not.)
  • AlphaBeer III! I'll be out of town for this event put together by the Local Tourist but, boy oh boy, it sounds awesome. I missed the first two. Major bummer. But that doesn't mean you should miss all the fun. And the beer. Lots of beer. (Which letter will we be??)
  • Andersonville Green Week: Local Beer & Spirits Tour! Getting a little tipsy seems like a glorious way to celebrate eco-consciousness, don't you think? But seriously, show your support for eco-Andersonville by buying your tickets online in advance.
    • Saturday and Sunday, July 17 & 18, 3-5:30pm. Starting at the brewery, 5121 N Ravenswood.
  • Beer cocktails with North Shore Distillery! The folks at In Fine Spirits asked us to join them in July as part of a monthly local cocktail co-op event. We couldn't fathom passing up this opportunity to mix beer cocktails with our fave local craft distillers at one of the greatest bars in the 'hood. 
  • Beer flights in Wicker Park! Smoke Daddy will be pouring flights of Metropolitan. A great way to taste all three and decide which you prefer with that tasty barbeque! Doug and I will be there to hang out and drink with fellow meatlovers. (Did I mention the sidewalk cafe?)
  • GDI's invade Wrigleyville! It's true! I'm not sure what they plan on doing with us. Perhaps a simple pint night? Stay tuned but also stop in and say hello!
    • Wednesday, July 21, 9-11pm. Merkle's, 3516 N.Clark
  • Brewery Tours. 'Nuff said. Great for a simple weekend diversion, for out of towners or those looking for beer geek cred. And don't forget all the tasty samples that await! Buy merch online in advance and you can pick it up during your visit. Reservations recommended, drop-ins welcome.
    • Friday, July 23, 6pm; Saturday, July 24, 1 & 3pm. Our brewery, 5121 N Ravenswood.
  • Pinkies up, Steins down! I can say that because I grew up and worked in the North Shore of Chicago, surrounded by lots of raised pinkies, okay? But I digress. We'll be pouring samples in the East Elm business district of Winnetka. And my old employer is right around the corner, too, Awww memories. And now beer. Let's make new beery memories!
  • Deutschland uber Ales und Lagers! Gazuntite! Celebration of German beer, food & history presented by the Chicago Beer Society! You can bet it'll be a party. My German descendants settled in Chicago generations ago (when there was farmland in Evanston) AND its my birthday weekend AND I love German-inspired lagers. Sounds like a win-win!
    • Saturday, July 31, 1-5pm. Dank Haus German American Cultural Center, 4740 N Western Ave. Buy tickets online.
August
  • Great Taste of the Midwest! Popping my Great Taste cherry this year. I know its going to hurt, but hurt in the good way. Plus its in Madison, home of the Dugg. 
    • Saturday, August 14, 1-6pm. Olin-Turville Park, Madison, WI. Mailorder tickets are sold out.
  • Oak Park Microbrew Review! Hang out in downtown Oak Park, enjoy live music and lots of tasty craft beer. The event strives to be zero-waste and focus on "local food components" (I'll turn a blind eye to the TGI Fridays/Chilis that was there in 2009). This was a great drunk fest last year, here's hoping for another one.
    • Saturday, August 15, 3-7pm (VIP event 1:30-3pm). Marion Street btw North Blvd & Lake. Buy tickets online.
September
Wow that list is way longer than I expected and will probably only grow!

Spread the word. Bring your friends. Enjoy craft beer. Support Metropolitan Brewing!



Related: 

Metropolitan Brewing Events google Calendar

GDI: God Damn Independent.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Boycott these beers! Local distributor up to no good!

Now for some bullsh*t: Chicago Beverage Systems (CBS) is a local distributor. And they have been up to no good. We're talking actions that disrupt the free market and take CHOICE away from the beer drinkers of Chicagoland. Pretty dirty tactics, possibly illegal tactics. This is not rare, but some things have surfaced recently and I do not agree.


What's wrong?
  • Monetary incentives to "steal" tap handles from other distributors (rumored $200 "reward" to their reps)
  • Contracts with local businesses to only serve CBS beers (with the Wit hotel including their rooftop lounge Roof and the ground floor restaurant State & Lake)
This is so bogus and when I'm out at the bar or in the store, I am personally choosing to boycott the CBS brands. Money talks in this business (obviously) and I refuse to support such disgusting business practices.


If you'd like to join me, please take note of the following CBS brands which include Miller-Coors products and several imports: Affligem, Amstel, Bohemia, Corona, Dos Equis, Fosters, Grolsch, Guinness, Hacker-Pschorr, Half Acre (see below), Hamm's, Harp, Harpoon, Heineken, Icehouse, Keystone, Killian's, Labatt, Leinies, Magic Hat, Magners, Mickeys, Modelo, Molson, New Belgium, Newcastle, Pacifico, Paulaner, Peak Organic, Peroni, Pilsner Urquell, Red Stripe, Sam Adams, Sierra Nevada, Smithwicks, Sol, Spaten, St Pauli Girl, Strongbow, Tecate, Woodchuck, etc. (complete list here)

Of course, I will support Half Acre by cutting out the middleman and stopping by their taproom in North Center. 


If you respect the craft beer community and the distributors that DO say no to pay-to-play, I hope you'll help me in spreading the word!

(Note: I am not a rumor-spreader and I don't associate with such people, I would not go to the trouble of posting this had it not been confirmed. Of course, I welcome an open dialogue here too!)

Monday, May 17, 2010

Chicago Craft Beer Week with Metropolitan Brewing

Hello and welcome to the first annual Chicago Craft Beer Week! *cheers* You will find events all over the city (and suburbs) celebrating the finer things in life like delicious beer, food paired with delicious beer and other beery things that are beyond your wildest dreams (that last bit is open to interpretation).

Now many events eature beer that isn't even from the Midwest and I'm the type of douchebag who thinks we should support local independently-owned businesses. So I hope you hit the pavement and make an effort to go out and show some love to Flossmoor, Two Brothers, Half Acre, Revolution, Piece and the rest. There is so much fresh beer to be had it makes my head spin!

But being Craft Beer's Obsequious Minion #3, I'll be at all the Metropolitan events with Doug & Tracy (Minions #1 & #2, they can fight over who's #1). So come one, come all! Here's the lowdown on all our free events:

  • Tonight: 
  • Tuesday:  
    • Long production day, we didn't schedule anything. My night "off" from CCBW will be spent in Logan Square for our weekly "Treme Tuesday." My friend Mo is experimenting with Cajun dishes and has yet to disappoint!
    • Other top picks: Spring Beer-B-Que at Flossmoor sounds really good! As does the Symposium Ale Beer dinner at Marion Street Cheese Market. And it'd cool to check out the Rock Bottom open House and say hello to their new award-winning brewer Chris Rafferty, who was previously at RB in Arlington, VA.
  • Wednesday:  
    • Tapping an IPL at Fizz at 3220 N Lincoln, 8pm. The main event: uber-small batch using German Hallertau hops for all three hop additions. And Fizz is offering $4 Metro bottles so no excuse to drink piss water MillerBud products, okay?
    • Other top picks: You can't go wrong with the Rare Chicago Beer Night at SmallBar Fullerton (presented by Beermapping.com and HopCast), I mean this is Chicago Craft Beer Week, is it not? 
  • Thursday:
    • Neighbor Night! Metropolitan & Half Acre Firkin Tapping at The Fountainhead (Montrose/Damen), 8pm. We'll be offering a ginger-infused alt. The really exciting part is that this could be absolutely delightful or it might be a giant fail. But that's what makes it fun! Half Acre's contribution is an Extra Dry Hopped Daisy Cutter Pale Ale. That's a mouthful. Anyways, I just hope the rooftop deck is open! Party time!
    • Other top picks: I think our event is *the* top pick that night but being a lover of the liquor, I'd say the Goose island Cocktail Party offers a damn good bang for the buck ($25 ticket).
  • Friday:
    • An evening with Metropolitan at The Bavarian Lodge (1800 Ogden Ave, Lisle), 7pm. We're hitting the road to join our friends at the BL for a night of beer, German food & trivia (with prizes!). Tracy & Doug love this place and it will be my first trip so I'm super psyched. They will have all our beers on tap, including the last of the Generator Doppelbock (my favorite).
    • Other top picks: I don't see anything on the CCBW website that tickles my fancy. Surprising.
  • Saturday:
    • Not our event but our good friends at the Drinking & Writing Brewery bring you the 4th Annual Beerfly Alleyfight at Rock Bottom (Grand/State), 12-4pm. Its the best of all worlds: homebrew paired with homemade food paired with performance art. You have to buy tickets for this one but $30 will get you drunk, stuffed and laughing your ass off.
    • CCBW Closing Party at Half Acre should be loads of fun. This is a ticketed event and includes lots of Illinois Beer and food from Revolution. Nom nom nom!
So that's it. I realize I'm missing stuff from Revolution and Piece so forgive me but they didn't submit any of their events to the CCBW online calender. 'Tis a shame because I'm sure there's lots happening in those tasty brewpubs.

Time for me to sign off and go enjoy some Chicago beer! Probst!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Pot: a reflection on history brought to you by 4/20

Ah yes, its that time again. 420. I will leave all talk of getting blazed at the proverbial door. Do it, don't. Fuck if I care. These days I'm not thinking about a 420 wake and bake. Nor about driving down LSD, hotboxing a friend's car. Or when the first 420 blunt will be smoked. All my friends are at work and I'm broke. So what?

But all snark aside: Legalize it! Decriminalize it! Let the sick have their medicine, let the taxpayers do as they please in their own homes. Basically, keep your laws off my body. [Begin political rant]

Did you know Americans only started campaigning against marijuana after Mexican immigrants, who threatened their jobs, began settling down in the U.S. after the Mexican Revolution? The "dirty" immigrants were recreational users and suddenly America was too good for the remedy they themselves had enjoyed for centuries. (1) In fact, its been said that Abe mother-fucking Lincoln smoked weed. (2)

So much for welcoming the tired, poor & huddled masses. Don't get me started on another classic American-ism: fear of the Other. But I digress...

It all snowballed from there. This Act and that Act and that Ban and this Ban. I imagine the Leisure class, the blue bloods in office, had nothing better to do than place restrictions on the leisure time of the working class. We already own their labor, why not their free time? If they can't conform to our narrow-minded social standards, we'll make them criminals. And, bonus, they are illiterate non-English speakers so they can't stand up to us! *high fives* (3)

We reach the Great Depression and the government-manufactured fear of marijuana (and immigrants) is now teamed with the real economic fear faced by millions. Broken down by fear, now with a bleak outlook and uncertain future, we turn to our government for help. The New Deal. Jobs! Great, awesome, I'm all for it. But did you know the Federal Bureau of Narcotics was created in 1930? And along with it, the film & print propaganda used to brainwash the masses? Okay, I guess some citizens were blessed with temporary work. Double-edged sword there.

Time goes on, research says this and that. There was even a "Hemp for Victory" campaign during WWII when importing the miracle fiber was not feasible. Then back to the criminalization and introduction of mandatory minimums, the goverment was on a roll. However, treatment was finally recognized as an option for offenders and those mandatory minimums were mostly repealed by the 70's. Things were looking up for Mary Jane. In 1972:
The bipartisan Shafer Commission, appointed by President Nixon at the direction of Congress, considered laws regarding marijuana and determined that personal use of marijuana should be decriminalized. Nixon rejected the recommendation, but over the course of the 1970s, eleven states decriminalized marijuana and most others reduced their penalties. (4)
But the vilified marijuana and its user were not safe from the hands of the law. Reagan, that batshit crazy ultra Conservative bastard, declared a War on Drugs. Mandatory minimums were back with a vengeance, life imprisonment and the death penalty were no longer just for rapists and murderers. (5) The decisions of Reagan's administration had far-reaching effects which we are still recovering from today (think energy policy, the environment, etc).

I think time has the ability to heal wounds, those who championed the Drug War and their conservative cohorts are a dying breed, the progressives are maintaining a foothold in American government. My hope is that our society can let go of their ignorant reactionary ways and make room for fair-minded decision making. Some loonies want their guns and other loonies want their dope. Which scares you the least?

I don't even know how to end this, this rant I've gotten myself into. But I suppose its important to reflect on how the the hell pot became such an enemy, such a danger to society: this mindset was created, it is not inherent. And this is just a blip in history.

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Notes:

3: This comment is based on my personal study of early 20th century immigration, mostly in Chicago & the public services provided by Jane Adams and others like her. And no, I am not some loon conspiracy theorist but as an amateur sociologist, I am a Conflict Theorist through and through. I can't help it.

Best book ever: "Why Our Drug Laws Have Failed and What We Can Do About It: A Judicial Indictment of the War on Drugs" by Judge James Gray (2001).

Monday, February 1, 2010

C is for Cunt

My friends and I have ridiculous conversations. I'd say they are downright absurd at times. The latest in our string of verbal adventures would have been Thursday night at Blue Line Lounge (aka Blue Line Club Car).

Cunt.

Often reserved for the most vile comeback, this four letter word carries a lot of weight. I don't think it should. And apparently neither do my friends. So we started abusing it for no good reason at all.

Dude Cunt: the trickster with nothing better to do than make you writhe
Work Cunt: the woman (or man) who will throw you under the bus without thinking twice
Friday Night Cunt: the woman at the club who wants your man (Confused? Me, too.)
Neighbor Cunt: upstairs neighbors who ignore requests to maintain respectful noise levels, i.e. cowboy boots at all hours, unruly large dog who barks a lot, leaving your alarm on so I can hear it (yes, its personal).

Other fresh ideas from the roundtable...

"You're kinda cunt-like"
"Its kinda cunty"

We are not necessarily funny or clever people but can you imagine overhearing this conversation? As a top-notch eavesdropper, I would've been intrigued. 

Further reading: "Cunt: A Declaration of Independence" by Inga Muscio (yes I own this)

Monday, January 25, 2010

Soundtrack for packaging day @ Metropolitan Brewing

I actually kept track of what I played today. Thought it would be a fun little series, tracking all the randomness, letting you see how outdated my collection is. It can be a tough job, considering the group has varying musical tastes. I pretty much know what Doug & Tracy like, but am still feeling out our volunteers Mark & Brandon.

TV on the Radio (set-up, start bottling)
Sixto (one of my favorite albums, good guitars, dark yet energetic)
Spoon (catchy, poppy, sing-a-long for me)
Rage Against the Machine (before/after/during lunch)
Bowie (post-lunch classicness)
Black Sabbath (early metal to keep us focused)
Q and Not U (switch back to old dancy indie pop)
LIARS (trying to keep energy up as we finish packaging the last of the beer!)
Explosions in the Sky (clean-up)

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Life lessons from a 26-year old

As someone who is convinced she has a Peter Pan complex, you wouldn't think much of anything worth mentioning would come from this 26 year old city girl. But surprise! I often muse over theories of life. Theories on how to exist, how to get through the daily grind without having my panties in a permanent bunch. Considering how the general public's a bunch of morons, its near impossible, but no one said it was easy!

Remove toxic people from your life

This is a tough one. I think its gotten easier as I've gotten older but losing friends or growing apart used to really mess with me. I would dwell on these people. I would question who/what/why and how it all happened. But I slowly came to realize it happened for a reason, we were not meant to be. I've had friends, people who were really wonderful and smart and caring, who actually brought out the worst in me. There have also been people that were generally negative, maybe gossipy or petty and I definitely do not find those traits agreeable. Somehow over the past few years, I find myself free from these negative folk and surrounded by great people. Maybe it was luck or fate or maybe it was making the conscience decision to choose positivity.

Don't give assholes the time of day


I think this comes from working with the public on a daily basis (retail & food service). There are endless amounts of happy folk who will smile and chat and make your day a little bit brighter. And then there are the handful of miserable people who could care less about anyone but themselves ("misery loves company"). They can make your day shit by one off-hand remark. You can't let these people get to you. I just smile and ignore the fighting words because they are just sad human beings and I pity them. I don't have time for your bullshit. Next!

Make time for fun


I could've said "make time for yourself" but that isn't how I operate. I enjoy my alone time but its the socializing that keeps me ticking. I have work commitments seven days a week, juggling three jobs. Its crazy, its hectic and I don't know how the hell I do it. But its about the fun stuff in between. Friends, shows, meeting new people, whatever. (Note: Two of my jobs enable me to work at the 3rd, the brewery. It helps that all three are fun in one way or another).

Money shouldn't make your world go 'round

I got laid off from an office job about a year ago, my income decreased dramatically while my bills increased but I remain independent. How the hell does that work? No clue. Sometimes I think its a miracle. But I think the layoff and resulting income cut has been an amazing lesson, finally teaching me the true meaning of a dollar. Pinching pennies can be stressful but it has strengthened my "mental spending power."  If I'm going to make a purchase, it actually means something to me. Whether that is a night out with my friends or a new dress. Having gone without "stuff" for so long just shows me how little that stuff actually matters. As long as the bills are paid and I can feed myself, the rest will follow.

I think four life lessons is a good start. When I think of more, I'll share. Oh and if you didn't already know, I am high strung and get stressed out easily. Its remembering these little lessons that bring me back on track :-)

Friday, January 8, 2010

You can't throw a rock & not find Metro

It's been awhile since I've perused the customer information provided by our distributor (Windy City) and, golly, how awesome to see who has picked us up in the last month or two. The list is always growing and there are 100s of bars, restaurants and stores in the city and suburbs that support us. Here are a few newer places that piqued my interest:
  • Nightwood: the much-talked about sibling to Logan Square's Lula Cafe
  • Publican: Meat. And serious beer. And communal eating. And Paul Kahan.
  • Scoozi: A tasty Italian Let Us Entertain You Restaurant. Nice to see.
  • Streetside: where I go on Monday's for 25 cent wings!
  • Rossi's: my favorite dive when I find myself in River North/downtown
  • Half Acre, Goose Island (Clybourn) & Rock Bottom: our fellow crafts people have us on tap! Nice!
  • Elysian Hotel: one of the newest, swankiest Gold Coast hotels!
  • And the list goes on...
Plus we cannot forget the most excellent (and limited) Generator Doppelbock, available only on draft. Here's the latest:
The Bank Restaurant, 121 W Front St, Wheaton Black Rock Pub, 3614 N. Damen, Chicago Charlie's Ale House, 5308 N. Clark, Chicago Fitzgerald's, 6615 W. Roosevelt, Berwyn Hackney's, 733 S. Dearborn, Chicago Hopleaf, 5148 N. Clark, Chicago Jerry's Sandwiches, 1938 W. Division, Chicago Map Room 1949 N. Hoyne, Chicago Marion Street Cheese Market, 100 S. Marion Street, Oak Park Paddy Long's, 1028 W. Diversey, Chicago Poag Mahone's, 333 S Wells St, Chicago Small Bar, 2049 W. Division, Chicago Smoke Daddy, 1804 W. Division, Chicago Tavern, 519 N. Milwaukee Ave, Libertyville Uncommon Ground, 1401-1405 W. Devon, Chicago
Love how I can walk to Small Bar, Smoke Daddy, Jerry's or the Map Room for some of that delicious 8.2% doppelbock. Finally Metro is making its way south to my neck of the woods! But that doesn't change the fact that I live five miles from the brewery, my part-time home. Related links: Off-premise Google Map, On-premise Google Map, Metro's website

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Dilemma.

To Concentrate on one thing? Or many? Organizing my thoughts is not one of my strong points but I certainly want to make this worthwhile and not some schizoid collection. Ideas:
  • Stories (too personal?)
  • Reviews (god knows I'm opinionated)
  • Criticsms (got lots of those)
  • Observations (of my neighborhood, of life, of what?)

I certainly don't need or want this to be a personal blog (already have one of those) and I don't want it to be disjointed (thats what my tumblr is for).

So here goes nothing.